ANGRY APPYPIE REVIEW

ALRIGHT EVERYBODY LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE BIGGEST PILE OF BULLCRAP I HAVE EVER SEEN. I ATTEMPTED MAKING A STUPID LITTLE APP WITH IT, THINKING IT WOULD BE ALL FUN AND GAMES BUT OH BOY I WAS ALL WRONG.

FIRST OF ALL, IT HAS AN OKAY INTERFACE BUT IS COMPLETELY FORCING YOU TO USE ONLY CERTAIN THINGS FOR YOUR APP. YOU WANT TO PUT A SURVEY? WELL THEN YOU NEED TO HAVE A FRICKING ACCOUNT ON SURVEY MONKEY! YOU WANT A CHATROOM? HOPE YOU HAVE 50 BUCKS TO BURN ON FIREBASE! THIS IS JUST THE PISS FLAVORED ICING ON THIS CRAP CAKE.

LET'S SAY YOU WENT THROUGH THIS "FREE PLAN" AND DECIDED TO CONTINUE ON YOUR APP AT A LATER POINT, SO YOU CLICK SAVE AND CONTINUE A COUPLE TIMES. WELL THEN, LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE JUST FALLEN INTO ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR BULLSHIT SCHEMES TO GRAB YOUR CASH. ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR "GENIUS" IDEAS IS TO HAVE YOU BUY A PREMIUM ACCOUNT JUST TO EDIT!

SO AFTER THIS FIASCO OF HAVING TO PAY TO EDIT YOUR FREAKING APP LET'S JUST SAY YOU SOMEHOW HAVEN'T GIVEN UP ON THIS, AND YOU WANT TO REBUILD YOUR APP INSTEAD SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO PAY TO EDIT. WELL THIS WONDERFUL SOFTWARE WON'T ALLOW YOU TO DELETE PREVIOUSLY MADE APPS, SO YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE APP NAME EVEN IF YOU DEACTIVATE YOUR APP SO NO ONE CAN DO ANYTHING WITH IT. SO BASICALLY, SCREW THIS WEBSITE AND SCREW EVERYONE WHO OWNS OR WORKS FOR THIS HALF-ASSED BUSINESS.

THIS DOUCHE-BAGGERY GETS THE SEAL OF CRAP TO GO WITH IT'S SHITASTIC WEBSITE.

-11/10