Team Fortress 2: Weapon to an Unusual: Day 1

Now, I've seen a ton of "Weapon to Unusual" trade stories and stuff, so I decided to give it a shot myself, keeping track of everything I get in a form of a "Daily Log". I will be updating this as I go, starting with 8 Duplicats that I have retrieved through multiple drops the day before and the day while doing this. Drops will be accounted in this, adding onto my "inventory" as I go along.

Inventory:
Sharpened Volcano Fragment (From Drop)
Gunslinger (From Drop)
Two Home Wreckers (From Drops)
Two Red Tape Recorders (From Drops)
The Family Business (From Drop)
Lollichop (From Drop)


Trade One:

Inventory -> 1 Refined Metal

Current Inventory:
1 Refined Metal (From Trade)


Trade Two:
1 Refined Metal -> Vintage Foster's Facade

Inventory:
Vintage Foster's Facade (From Trade)

And that's day one! Currently, the goal is to trade the Vintage Foster's Facade for 1.33 Ref.

ANGRY APPYPIE REVIEW

ALRIGHT EVERYBODY LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE BIGGEST PILE OF BULLCRAP I HAVE EVER SEEN. I ATTEMPTED MAKING A STUPID LITTLE APP WITH IT, THINKING IT WOULD BE ALL FUN AND GAMES BUT OH BOY I WAS ALL WRONG.

FIRST OF ALL, IT HAS AN OKAY INTERFACE BUT IS COMPLETELY FORCING YOU TO USE ONLY CERTAIN THINGS FOR YOUR APP. YOU WANT TO PUT A SURVEY? WELL THEN YOU NEED TO HAVE A FRICKING ACCOUNT ON SURVEY MONKEY! YOU WANT A CHATROOM? HOPE YOU HAVE 50 BUCKS TO BURN ON FIREBASE! THIS IS JUST THE PISS FLAVORED ICING ON THIS CRAP CAKE.

LET'S SAY YOU WENT THROUGH THIS "FREE PLAN" AND DECIDED TO CONTINUE ON YOUR APP AT A LATER POINT, SO YOU CLICK SAVE AND CONTINUE A COUPLE TIMES. WELL THEN, LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE JUST FALLEN INTO ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR BULLSHIT SCHEMES TO GRAB YOUR CASH. ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR "GENIUS" IDEAS IS TO HAVE YOU BUY A PREMIUM ACCOUNT JUST TO EDIT!

SO AFTER THIS FIASCO OF HAVING TO PAY TO EDIT YOUR FREAKING APP LET'S JUST SAY YOU SOMEHOW HAVEN'T GIVEN UP ON THIS, AND YOU WANT TO REBUILD YOUR APP INSTEAD SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO PAY TO EDIT. WELL THIS WONDERFUL SOFTWARE WON'T ALLOW YOU TO DELETE PREVIOUSLY MADE APPS, SO YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE APP NAME EVEN IF YOU DEACTIVATE YOUR APP SO NO ONE CAN DO ANYTHING WITH IT. SO BASICALLY, SCREW THIS WEBSITE AND SCREW EVERYONE WHO OWNS OR WORKS FOR THIS HALF-ASSED BUSINESS.

THIS DOUCHE-BAGGERY GETS THE SEAL OF CRAP TO GO WITH IT'S SHITASTIC WEBSITE.

-11/10

Clone High Episode 2: Election Blu Galoo Review

Synopsis

The episode opens on Cleopatra working on the final ceremony she can do as class president, due to reelections coming up, and her being a president for the largest amount of terms she can do. She wants to continue this though, so she runs out crying over it to get the attention of JFK, who she manipulates into running for class president so that she can get him to change the amount of terms someone can do, then relinquish the power to her.

Meanwhile, Principle Scudworth is busy with his multi-million dollar idea, dubbed "Cloney Island". This idea involves him stealing all the clones and putting them in a $2,000,000 amusement park right under the board of shadowy figures noses, though there is one problem with this plan. He doesn't have $2,000,000. So, in order to get this cash, he hires a corporate sponsorship for "X-Stream Blu" (Which is nothing more than pancake batter mixed with Blue house paint, advertised as a sports drink), turning the school into a large ad.

Scudworth and his robot pimped out with the sponsorship money.

Back with the clones, Abe decides to run for president as well, though, he focuses on important things such as helping the students with their needs, rather than JFK's popularity keeping him ahead, so Abe ends up failing, until "X-Stream Blu" decides to help him in order to advertise their product even more than it already is, this includes advertisements, X-STREAM stunts and having Gandhi chug down the bottles of the "X-Stream Blu" sports drink. This makes Abe go far ahead in the polls, making him become popular (along with Cleo swapping sides to Abe), and Gandhi turn into a smurf from his Blu goo chugging.

Brainy really let himself go.

Joan retaliates with Abe getting with Cleo from selling out by working with JFK to sabotage Abe's campaign, creating videos of Abe eating babies and such for slander.

What a monster!

Election day comes, and Abe and JFK argue over the campaign, while some special guest judges (Including Marilyn Manson), which ends with Abe doing one last stunt. Before Abe can kill himself of a large destructive ramp, Gandhi's poor eating choices catch up with him, and he falls off of the tall beginning of the ramp. Marilyn moves over and diagnosis Gandhi with malnutrition, and a discovery of what is really in the Blu Goo is made, along with Abe taking away his sponsorship of it, and the company taking back the money given to Scudworth. Gandhi asks how he can become relieved of malnutrition which causes Mariyln to break into song.

Then the election starts, with Abe winning the election until a stray dog walks on stage, causing everyone to applause for it, which made the dog become the winner of the election, which caused Cleo to walk over to the puppy and hit on it to continue her scheme, but this is where it ends.

Rating

I found this episode to be hilarious, more so than the first episode, as it was a tad more developed, though, unlike the first episode, they didn't have as many jokes relating to the historical figures themselves, such as how one of the Elvis twins ate a thermos of tranquilizers in the first episode, or how Van Gogh was calling a teen help hotline for his troubles about how he cries when he is by himself and how he clings to his sanity. Due to this, I rate this to be:

Episode Rating: 7/10

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VOTE! [Now closed]

The voting for my episodic review has been finished, and South Park is the winner!

Though this doesn't mean I will be reviewing it yet. Right now, I am reviewing the show "Clone High" as a way to find my ground as a reviewer and to get myself a definite style to stay consistent with, and I'm sure a thirteen episode series will work fine for this. Until then, stay tuned for my second review "Clone High: Election Blu Galoo".

Clone High Episode 1: Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand Review

Way way back on November 2002, a television show first aired on MTV, this television show was called "Clone High". Despite being a fairly well animated and written show, it only got mediocre reviews, and the station cancelled it after 13 episodes. The plot revolved around 5 teens that were cloned from famous guys and ladies, as the show says. These characters are (from left to right) JFK (The jock), Cleopatra (The beauty queen), Abe Lincoln (The awkward person), Joan of Arc (The goth), and Gandhi (The party animal).

Synopsis

In episode one, we start off at what I presume to be the beginning of the school year for them, as Abe, Joan and Gandhi remark about how much they have changed over the summer. After this, Abe and the gang see Cleopatra in the hall as Abe ogles over Cleo, speaking of how beautiful she is to Joan, while Joan "subtly" drops hints about how she is in love with Abe. Cleo sees Abe and invites him to JFK's party, in which he has to provide the beer for according to JFK.

Meanwhile, the principle of the school (Named Cinnamon Scudworth) is informed by a group of shadowy figures over seeing the clone project that he must write an essay proving that he understands how it is to be a student at Clone High, or he will be terminated immediately.

Everything goes as you would imagine, with Abe bringing non-alcoholic beer when his efforts get thwarted to bring real beer (though, no one actually notices, and infact still do stupid things in the name of being drunk), Cleo making out with Abe which makes JFK get jealous (not to mention that Joan was just about to confess her love to Abe when he did that), the police arriving to shut down the party, and Principle Scudworth and his robotic assistant who calls everyone "Wesley" crashing the party to get an inside look of teenagers.

Rating

I found the first episode of clone high to be enjoyable and a nice hook into the television show, not to mention it's kickin' theme song. Personally, I will be watching the rest of it to see if it gets any better from this point forward, and I will be doing a review of the rest of the episodes.

Episode Rating: 7/10

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