Faygo Flavors Review

You may know a soda called "Faygo", a drink most known for Juggalos and Homestuck. Well, after stocking up on a ton of it during my long vacation, I'm here to give you my review on the Faygo Flavors, and give them a ranking, by using a letter grade instead of 1-10, as it will keep me out of a 7/10 rut that I most likely will be in during the Clone High Episode Reviews. Without further ado, here is the Faygo Flavor Review:

Red Pop:

This nasty piece of crap is so far the worst flavor of Faygo they could have possibly made. Don't let the strawberries fool you, this bottle of torment has the putrid flavor of cherry cough syrup, disguised to look as if it might taste like Jello. Though, I will say that the flavor "grows" on you as you drink it, slowly making you forget that you are drinking it's cancerous red juice and instead just making you think your chugging liquid sugar. So if you can get past the hump of nastiness, you should be fine.

Ranking: D

Grape:
Now this is the stuff right here. Okay, well that may be over dramatizing how good it is. Really, it's just watered down grape soda, or, that's what it tastes like, at least. It's still good though, and I would prefer it to normal grape soda, due to the flavors getting more intense the farther down you are in the bottle. Good on the last few sips, but the first few are not that special.

Ranking: A-

Rootbeer:
It tastes like rootbeer.

Ranking: B

Cola:

While you may be skeptical of this "Cola", I would tell you to at least try it first before dismissing it. It is, for all intents and purposes, just a Coke-a-Cola rip off, it is actually tastes pretty good, and quite sugary. I would put it's flavor around tasting like TaB, a soda which I hold dear to me.

Ranking: A

Moon Mist:

While deceptively looking like a Mountain Dew clone, it is actually more like a Sprite clone. It tastes pretty good, and is a great flavor out of the grab bag of Faygo I got. While it is good though, I really just didn't care for it, due to it's genericness of a citrus drink.

Ranking: B-